chadleymacguff:

they’ll never take my blog and red koolaid.

girlwiththeryangoslingtattoo:

MY ENGLISH TEACHER HAS OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM LISTED UNDER HER JOBS AND HER OCCUPATION AS “GODDESS”

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fairygodblogger:

will they let me blog in jail

they didn’t let me…

"Know your lines and don’t bump into the furniture."

Spencer Tracy (via vanceinla)

finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 

oh my gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD. i was just looking at expertcosmotips and i was reading them out loud and my mom goes YOU’RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL THE POLICE WILL SEE THAT. THE PATRIOT ACT. 

iphone420:

grades dont count until senior year anyway so

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fugrats:

ive watched this literally every day since it was first posted

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