what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
(via tragicallybootylicious)
Ebony & ivory
Remember, the fourth pillar of Islam is ALMS.
Alms means “Always Like My Selfies!”
Meth class
Tonight, Tyra Banks responded to a three-year-old tweet from Janet Jackson. Unbelievable.
I love everything you choose to be tyra
(via beyoncebeytwice)
I’m everything a Vestal virgin is
Except a virgin
Or vestal
But I sit next to fires a lot
- Name: evan
- Height: 5’4
- Eye Color: blue
- Birthday: july 11
- Favourite color: blue
- Best school subject(s): spanish lmao
- Mac or PC: pc
- Current shirt color: blue
- Day or night: night
- Celebrity crush: logan lerman please do my b hole
- Favourite Food: crunchwrap supreme omg im gonna cum
(via growlithed)
Holy fucking shit I cannot stand my mom right now
Over skin primers are weird
Fuck we’re cute